The Final Inch (Unabridged)

In this fourth and final installment of the Saint James Street James memoirs about the last real man to ever live, he gives you every single last inch of himself until you're satisfied. Some might say, "The Final Inch." I would never say that as a comedy writer, because that sucks. The Jews probably put that in. Maybe "two-factor" authentification really is necessary on Amazon? Who knew? Anywho, if you're tired of being weak, hate your job, hate your fat wife and all that bullspit, then listen to this. If you want to continue to be a loser, I can't help you in this life. Also, before you dig into this masterpiece, thank Ross Patterson for being the greatest comedic writer of his generation. Not like it was that hard, Lena Dunham is in that generation too. Maybe just find Ross Patterson a "Pay Pig," which is a gay man that buys him stuff on Amazon. I'm sure he'd like that. After all, Ross Patterson did create an entirely new genre. You haven't done that shit. Just saying. Enjoy listening to the last ever Romance Novels For Dudes.