The Love Hypothesis
2026 · Romance · Comedy
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Film / 1992
I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore
Directed by
Robert Marcarelli
Overweight Bernie Fishbine meets Theresa Garabaldi at the neighborhood store, where he buys chocolate kisses every day. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis, convincing him to join a gym. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa...
The story
Overweight Bernie Fishbine meets Theresa Garabaldi at the neighborhood store, where he buys chocolate kisses every day. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis, convincing him to join a gym. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa...
Cast
Jason AlexanderBernie Fishbine
Nia PeeplesTheresa Garabaldi
Lainie KazanSarah Fishbine
Lou JacobiGramps
Eileen BrennanFrieda
David BoweNorman Fishbine
Michele ScarabelliConnie Klinger
Hilary ShepardAda Fishbine
Marlena GioviLouise Garabaldi
Ralph MonacoAlbert Garabaldi
Arleen SorkinMonica
Cassie YatesMelinda
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Al RuscioUncle Dominic
Lela IveyAlice
Matthias HuesEric, Personal Trainer
Larry StorchGiora
Michael LaskinMelvin Fishbine
Barbara PilavinGrandma Garabaldi
Janna LevensteinAngela Garabaldi
Robert DoQuiFred
Candi MiloMother in Candy Store
Rance HowardElderly Man
Jean Speegle HowardElderly Woman
David Dolph BenbowMark Thurston
Jamie DonovanLarry
Jack OngBowling Alley Clerk
Benny GrantLenny Fishbine
Deborah GormanLinda Fishbine
Spencer KleinBoy in Candy Store
Julianne MichelleGirl in Candy Store
Carolyn HennesyBowling Alley Waitress
Ken OberheuWaiter
Ross McKerrasMr. Dill
Suzan HughesWaitress in Health Spa
Damien KlitouYoung Bernie Fishbine
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