Opportunity Knocks

The story

Eddie and Lou are a couple of two-bit con men on the lam from a loan shark. They hide out in someone's house and they hear on the answering machine that (A) the owner of the house is out of the country for a month or two and (B) the housesitter supposed to watch the house for the absent owner won't be able to watch the house due to a new job in another part of the country. This provides for a pretty nifty arrangement for Eddie and Lou...until the relatives of the house owner drop by to visit. Eddie quickly adopts the guise of the person supposedly housesitting for the owner, and the shenanigans start from there.

Cast

D Dana CarveyEddie J James TolkanSal R Robert LoggiaMilt T Todd GraffLou J Julia CampbellAnnie M Milo O'SheaMax D Doris BelackMona S Sally GracieConnie M Mike BacarellaPinkie J John M. Watson Sr.Harold Monroe B Beatrice FredmanBubbie T Thomas McElroyMen's Room Attendant

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J Jack McLaughlin-GrayWine Steward G Gene HondaJapanese Businessman D Del CloseWilliamson M Michael OppenheimerChase P Paul GreatbatchDriver S Sarajane AvidonCommissioner's Secretary M Mindy BellExecutive R Richard Steven MannExecutive R Ron MaxSal's Associate K Kent LogsdonSal's Associate J Jed MillsClub MC M Michelle JohnstonClub Singer B Bill BradshawDavid J John CothranBuilding Commissioner T Tal GolombBar Mitzvah Boy J James HassettVendor M Mark HutterStan J Joshua LivingstoneNathan J Jill ShellabargerGinger A Adam Jason WeissMyron L Lorna RaverEddie's Secretary M Michelle QuigleyWoman at Accident J Judith ScottMilt's Secretary R Rebecca CagenBar Mitzvah Band D Don CagenBar Mitzvah Band P Paul DallasBar Mitzvah Band R Randy HarrahBar Mitzvah Band P Peter HennesBar Mitzvah Band P Pennington McGeeBar Mitzvah Band S Steven ZolotoBar Mitzvah Band C Cathy CarlsonParty Guest (uncredited) J Jeff DlugoleckiAccident Witness (uncredited) B Beau DremannDJ (uncredited) J Jeff GraftonValet (uncredited) R Robert MinkoffBit (uncredited) J Jock L. SchlossBouncer (uncredited) J Jennifer ScottParty Guest (uncredited) M Matt SociaBartender (uncredited) P Peter SpellosHouse of Stereo Manager (uncredited) G Gail TrotterBar Mitzvah Dancer (uncredited)