Dating and Not Mating

The story

The starts off with our four main characters Gabriella, Nathan, Jason, and Jessica sitting around on a couch wondering how they still haven't gotten married despite some of the biggest losers from their old high school already tying the knot. They all do a good job of reminding each other of their biggest flaws. Jason masturbates too much, Nathan proposes to everyone who goes on a date with him, Gabriella is a dominatrix, Jessica is obsessed with herself.