Colony
2026 · Horror · Action
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Film / 2004
Tales from the Crapper
The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
The story
The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
Cast
Julie StrainIvanna Dance / Demanda
Lloyd KaufmanThe Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Arban OrnelasSoul Stripper (as Arban)
Masuimi MaxSexy Asian Vampire
Kevin EastmanTravis Dance
Rob ZazzaliTimmy
Joel HimelhochChief Doublestump
Elwood CarlislePrivate Dick Sam Black
Jorge GarciaRacoon Head
Randy SklarNews Anchor
Jason SklarNews Anchor
Debbie RochonZelda Lipschitz / Herself
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Joe FleishakerMichael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
James GunnSelf
Elizabeth JohnsonJames' Assistant
India AllenSally Sterks
Ronn SurelsDeke the Red Herring
Antonia DorianLarry the Stripper
Isabelle StephenLesbian Art Student #1
Kelli PowersLesbian Art Student #2
Jamie GrecoSurly Crack-Head Trannie
Trey ParkerSteve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)
Timothy MuskatellGuy Who Finds the Space Ship
Josh TaylorFake Zit Guy
Ted RaimiNext Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)
John WilliametteGuy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy
Adam JahnkePurse Snatcher
James OjalaMonster Meat
Paul SalamoffOffice Chair Victim
Kevin ThigpenBlack Guy #2
Gared WilliamsBouncer
Trent HaagaGuy at the Party
Lizzy StrainParty Goer
Eli RothParty Goer
Stephen BlackehartSelf (uncredited)
Crystal CartwrightWoman on Balcony (uncredited)
Wes CravenParty Goer (uncredited)
New Found GloryNew Found Glory
Mark GagliardiPeople at the Party
TamelaPeople at the Party
Smokey MilesParty Goer
James LynchParty Goer
Leroy PattersonParty Goer
Phil HaneyParty Goer
Penny FolgerPeople at the Party
Paul Malcolm PruettParty Goer
Nicole TalleyPeople at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)
Heather DarlingPeople at the Party
Lisa Michelle AxelrodVoice Over
J.D. BrownParty Goer
Lenora ClaireParty Goer
Josi KatSelf
D.M. SchofieldLesbian Vampire
Zafer UlkucuPeople at the Party
Gabriel FriedmanStrip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)
Marc Gras(uncredited)
Edward HavensParty Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Chris LanphearSgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)
Sam MacaroniMr. Freaky (uncredited)
Terryn WestbrookDoor Girl (uncredited)
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