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Film / 2008
The Onion Movie
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
The story
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Cast
Len CariouNorm Archer
Ken TakemotoSensei
Steven SeagalCock Puncher
Larissa LaskinDana Dobbs
Don McManusDennis McCormick
Michael BoltonMichael Bolton
Ahmed AhmedAhmed
Brendan FletcherWhite Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae KimIvy Leaguer
Meredith BaxterCooking Show Chef
Jed ReesWizard Proteus
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield
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Ahmed B. BadranPeruvian
Scott KlaceKip Kendall
Barbara PilavinAlzheimers Old Lady
Sandy KenyonAlzheimers Guy in Crowd
Orlando SealeProducer
Brian PowellTypical Neighbor Husband
Erik StolhanskeProducer
Sarah McElligottMelissa Cherry
Randy OglesbySurgeon General
Kwame BoatengDibo
Richard FancyKenneth Garber
Alex SolowitzThe Masses
Savannah HaskeRapist Lisa
Rebecca LowmanRape Victim Julie
Jim GleasonSteel Beam Architect
Michael HarneyLine-Up Detective
Robert HoffmanLollipop Love Dancer
Joel McHaleOffice Worker
Harry Shum Jr.Lollipop Love Dancer
Kevin FederlineLollipop Love Dancer
Bo BarrettWigger Jim
Chrissy MetzHeavy Girl
Marshall ManeshAnnouncer
Greg CipesHippie Diplomant
Nick ChinlundBryce Brand
Jim RashBryce's Manager
Paul ScheerBates Computer Salesman Dirk
John VienerPeen Out Guy
Gedde WatanabeJames Nakatami
Chris VillaGay Guy
Michael DelaneyGil Bates
Karen MillerCockpuncher Entourage
Tom WrightKwame Roberts
Tony Sagastizado ITaliban Terrorist(uncredited)
Steven KozlowskiWhite Trash Dude
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