Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa

The story

Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.

Cast

L Leon SchusterDr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various A Alfred NtombelaAlf (Shorty) S Sean HiggsHeinz B Brent PalmerZach T Tanit PhoenixSexy Nurse M Matthew Dylan RobertsJean Pierre S Siobhan HodgsonMaggie E Emily ChildMarge K Karl JansenYoti M Maria VelanacYugi B Brent PalmerZach H Helen LiChow Fang

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G Guilherme escobarJose M Mehboob BawaRajin S Shirley NixonMelon lady R Ronald FranceMelon man C Chris AprilSpaza owner E Elton JansenSinging beggar M Marilyn PerssonSister Naude A Alistair DavisAirbag guy S Sarah-Kate SeawardHouse owner P Paddy CavanaghOld lady in car park O Oliver BaileySpaza Shop Thief G Gray HofmeyrBEE guy S Sarah MuhohoWoman in labour S Sean RedpathItalian holiday maker D Duncan WheatleyVuvuzela guy A Alan BoesakSelf R Rob van VuurenSelf H Helen ZilleSelf P Peter de VilliersSelf