Purely Belter

The story

Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!

Cast

C Chris BeattieGerry McCarten G Greg McLaneSewell C Charlie HardwickMrs. McCarten R Roy HuddMr. Sewell T Tim HealyMr. McCarten K Kevin WhatelyMr. Caird K Kerry Ann ChristiansenBridget J Jody BaldwinGemma T Tracey WilkinsonMrs. Caird W Willie RossGinga T Tracy WhitwellClare S Su ElliotMrs Brabin

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D Daniel James LakeMatthew Brabin L Libby DavisonMiss Warren V Val McLaneMaureen A Adam FogertyZak A Anne OrwinAuntie Maud L Lynne WilmotCashier B Brendan P. HealyPark Worker A Alan ShearerHimself C Charlie RichmondMally B Billy FaneBingo caller K Kate GarbuttBaby Sheara L Laura GarbuttBaby Sheara J Jo-Anne HoranWaterstone's assistant R Rebekah Joy GilganCashier 1 M Michael HodgsonBusiness man B Bill GerardPoliceman P Phil SwinburnePoliceman J Joyce GibbsMagistrate C Christopher ConnelVicar V Veronica TwidleOld dear C Chris WiperJimmy R Richard DawsonBright boy H Helen ParkerBright girl A Adam MoranDarren A Anna-Marie GascoigneDinner lady J Joanne HicksonJanine H Hayley MurrayKebab shop girl M Madeleine MoffatMrs. Harvey T Trevor FoxCar park attendant D Dylan BarnesEdgy man (Uncredited) L Liam ElcoatPark boy (Uncredited) C Cat LaCohieLindsey (Uncredited)