Runner
2026 · Action · Comedy
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Film / 1973
No Sex Please - We're British
Directed by
Cliff Owen
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and …
The story
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Cast
Ronnie CorbettBrian Runnicles
Beryl ReidBertha Hunter
Arthur LoweMr. Leslie Bromley
Ian OgilvyDavid Hunter
Susan PenhaligonPenny Hunter
Michael BatesMr. Arnold Needham
Cheryl HallDaphne Martin
David SwiftInspector Paul
Deryck GuylerPark Keeper
Valerie LeonSusan
Margaret NolanBarbara
Gerald SimReverend John Mower
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Michael RobbinsCar Driver
Frank ThorntonGlass Shop Manager
Michael RipperTraffic Warden
Lloyd LambleAmerican Man
Mavis VilliersAmerican Lady
Sydney BromleyRag & Bone Man
John BindonPete Hunter
Stephen GreifNiko
Brian WildePoliceman
Eric LongworthMan with Lighter
Edward SinclairPostman
Fred GriffithsDelivery Man
Lucy GriffithsSpinster Lady
John Scott MartinWhite Line Workman
Robin AskwithBaker's Delivery Man
Bart AllisonCouncil Workman
Joe ReahDrum Major
Jack ArrowMan at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Pauline ChamberlainWoman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Victor HarringtonMan at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Walter HenryMan at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Fred MachonMan at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Pam RoseBank Teller (uncredited)
Guy StandevenMan with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited)
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