Forrest Gump
1994 · Comedy · Drama
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Film / 2002
Cruise of the Gods
Directed by
Declan Lowney
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is …
The story
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Cast
Rob BrydonAndy Van Allen
Steve CooganNick Lee
David WalliamsJeff Monks
James CordenRussell
Philip JacksonHugh Bispham
Niall BuggyGraham Ball
Helen CokerJenny
Rachel ShelleyYasmina
Jack JonesHimself
Brian ConleyHimself
Robin WeaverVivienne
Daniel CerqueiraDaniel
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Matt WhitelockNeil
Julian FieldBilly's Time Bike Fan
Arturo VenegasCaptain Koulouris
Di BotcherMrs Hatcher
Gray O'Brien'Casualty' Doctor
Lisa McNaughtGemma Clay
Gavan O'HerlihyMickey
Shelley BlondPA Romy
Tom AlexopoulosJim Schneider
Paul Mark ElliottCastor Voice Over
Jake BroderLloyd
Russell BrandWoolly Hat Fan
Vasilis PanayiPhotographer
Cole BorrisOne-eyed Child
Dallas MessiasJack Jones Fan
Andrew McHalePool 'Castormind' Fan
Ugo Mazin'Watson'
Ian Robertson'Ponytailed Scumbag'
Lisa WoodChild of Castor
John BussChild of Castor
Tino ClarkeChild of Castor
Lucy PickardChild of Castor
Stewart WhiteChild of Castor
Stephanie BarrowsChildren of Castor Fan
Phillip CattermoleChildren of Castor Fan
Bernard CooganChildren of Castor Fan
Karen DunneChildren of Castor Fan
Gillian GlanvilChildren of Castor Fan
Michelle GreavesChildren of Castor Fan
Marie HogleChildren of Castor Fan
Dean MartinChildren of Castor Fan
Maxine RobertsonChildren of Castor Fan
Janet SilmonChildren of Castor Fan (as Janet Silman)
Fritz Aardvark BragpussChildren of Castor Fan
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