Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

The story

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

Cast

B Brian KeithOfficer Michael M. Nace T Tony CurtisShannon Gambroni E Ernest BorgnineSheriff Harve I Ivan DixonSgt. Jones S Suzanne PleshetteRamona T Tom EwellBilly Joe Davis B Bradford DillmanCapt. Myerson A Arthur O'ConnellMr. Kruft J John FiedlerMaj. Purvis D Don AmecheCol. Flanders C Christopher MitchumAlturi J Jean ArgyleMrs. Calhoun

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J John James Bannon1st MP S Stan BarrettGreen Beret Soldier D Dorothy GreenMrs. Kruft J John LasellDr. Hillery J James GavinHelicopter Pilot