Farce of the Penguins

The story

In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?

Cast

S Samuel L. JacksonNarrator (voice) C Christina ApplegateMelissa (voice) L Lewis BlackJimmy (voice) M Mo'NiqueVicky (voice) T Tracy MorganMarcus (voice) B Bob SagetCarl (voice) J Jennifer FinniganValerie (voice) J Joely FisherAmanda (voice) D Drea de MatteoEsther (voice) J Jim HazeltonNo Personality Penguin (voice) B B.J. NovakI Hope There's Sand Dabs Penguin (voice) J Jaron LowensteinStarving Penguin (voice)

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S Scott WeingerHorny Penguin (voice) M Mario CantoneSidney (voice) R Rob WeissPissed Penguin (voice) C Cliff DorfmanPissed Penguin's Bro (voice) J Jason AlexanderPenguin on Belly (voice) J Jonathan SilvermanSeal Critics (voice) J John SalleyRalph (voice) M Max AlexanderJimmy's Grandfather N Norm CrosbyCarl's Grandfather (voice) J Jonathan KatzSteve (voice) W Whoopi GoldbergHelen (voice) M Michael R. MillerFrench Critic (voice) J Jacques BraneOther French Critic (voice) C Carlos MenciaJuan Sanchez (voice) D Dave CoulierThere's No Snow Penguin (voice) J John StamosWhat's Global Warming Penguin (voice) A Abe VigodaPenguin from Boca (voice) G Gilbert GottfriedI'm Freezing My Nuts Off Penguin (voice) J Jeff RossTourist Human Dad (voice) V Vanessa EviganHilton Penguin (voice) P Penn JilletteLeopard Seal Gang Member (voice) H Harvey FiersteinSheila (voice) S Stuart StoneFox (voice) N Nick SimunekDaddy Likes That Penguin (voice) J Jim BelushiThey're All Bitches Penguin (voice) J Jodie SweetinHe's so Gross Penguin (voice) B Brie LarsonI Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice) G Greg LinkPromoter Penguin (voice) A Adam DuritzSensitive Guy Penguin (voice) J Jon LovitzMy Eyes Are up Here Penguin (voice) D Dane CookOnline Penguin (voice) A Abbey DiGregorioWhat's Online? Penguin (voice) J Jason BiggsInsecure Penguin (voice) A Alyson HanniganHottie Penguin (voice) N Norm MacdonaldTwosomes Penguin (voice) J Jamie KennedyJamie (voice) D David KoechnerMelvin (voice) L Lori LoughlinMelvin-smacking Penguin (voice) C Carrie SnowI'm Not in the Mood (voice) B Barry DiamondYour Sister Was in the Mood Penguin D Damon WayansHey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice) N Norman SteinbergIs There Coffee? Killer Seal D David MichieSly Penguin (voice) (uncredited)