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2026 · Horror · Comedy
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Film / 1990
I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
Directed by
Dirk Campbell
When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way.
The story
When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way.
Cast
Neil MorrisseyNoddy
Amanda NoarKim
Michael ElphickInspector Cleaver
Anthony DanielsPriest
Andrew PowellRoach
George RossiChopper
Daniel PeacockBuzzer
Midge TaylorFirst Road Toad
David DakerDesk Sergeant
Burt KwoukFu King Owner
Brendan DonnisonSatanist High Priest
Graham PaddenP.C. Ben E. Dorm
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Paula Ann BlandHospital Nurse
Teddie ThompsonHospital Sister
Terence BuddBike Shop Dealer
Ann CassonMrs. Bancroft
Douglas CampbellMr. Bancroft
Richard SmithCurate
Roy AlonP.C. Harold
Frederick EavesOld Man
Ed DevereauxPub Landlord
Howard BelgardGraffiti Artist
Jim AllanGraffiti Artist
James McCarthyP.C. Doughnut
Pauline BennionW.P.C. Hotdog
Nigel CampbellP.C. Splattered
Peter BrookesDrunk Driver
Teresa CampbellHospital Receptionist
Jay RobertsAmbulance Man
Alan FrankAmbulance Man
Jenny RobertsTraffic Warden
Charlotte MartinProstitute
Peter LovstromGym Trainer
Dave MorrisGym Trainer
Scott AdkinsJim, Despatch Rider
John WolskelClive, Despatch Rider
Tommy MoonMilkman
Doughnut Noar-MorrisseySlasher the Dog
David Haydn-JonesPlain Clothes Detective (as David Jones)
Ian BrookerFuneral Priest
Dinah BluntOld Man's Nurse
Colin CampbellMoped Rider
Esta CharkhamMrs. P.C. Harold
Richard FrancisBodybuilder
Nick HenneganBodybuilder
Aidan TrimbleBodybuilder
Eileen CarrickHospital Nurse
Mark FinnHospital Patient
Pip VicaryHospital Nurse
Dave WebbHospital Patient
Debby JonesHospital Nurse
Marion BellHospital Nurse
Simon SayceConcerned Neighbour
Warwick SayceConcerned Neighbour
Mycal MillerConcerned Neighbour
Rebecca WatersConcerned Neighbour
Adam CampbellConcerned Neighbour
Solly AssaVictor (uncredited)
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