Toy Story 5
2026 · Animation · Family
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Film / 1972
Up the Chastity Belt
Directed by
Bob Kellett
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
The story
A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
Cast
Frankie HowerdLurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
Graham CrowdenSir Coward de Custard
Bill FraserSir Braggart de Bombast
Roy HuddNick the Pick
Hugh PaddickRobin Hood
Anna QuayleLady Ashfodel
Fred EmneyMortimer
Dave KingLandlord of The Blue Boar
Lance PercivalOur Man in the Holy Land
Nora SwinburneMistress of the Bed Chamber
Godfrey WinnThe Archbishop Of All England
Eartha KittScheherazade
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David BattleyYokel
Royce MillsKnotweed
Veronica CliffordWinifred
Frank ThorntonMaster of Ceremonies
Iain CuthbertsonTeutonic Knight
Billy WalkerChopper
Derek GriffithsSaladin
Rita WebbMaid Marian
Judy HuxtableGretel
Aubrey WoodsVegetable Stall Holder
Anne AstonLobelia
Long John BaldryLittle John
John Gorman1st Man-at-Arms
John Barrett1st Peasant
Barrie GosneyMeat Stall Holder
Norman BeatonBlacksmith
Don Hawkins2nd Man-at-Arms
Nicholas Bennett2nd Peasant
Sam Kydd1st Locksmith
Jonathan Elsom1st Horseman
Mischa De La MotteMajor Domo
Toby LenonSquill
Bernard SharpeWill Scarlett
Alec PleonMan in Stocks
Peter StrakerArab
David ProwseSir Grumbel
Christopher TimothyVendor
Alan RebbeckFriar Tuck
Ian TriggerLucky Charm Seller
Christopher SandfordMutch
Johnny VyvyanChestnut Man
Ian WhiteLieutenant
Ken WynneFirst Man
David KernanTroubadour
Lally BowersThe Voice (voice)
Jimmy GardnerLittle Man
Parnell McGarryBattleaxe Wife
Patricia QuinnWife
Nora WippBelly Dancer
Nino LaskiBelly Dancer
Sammie WinmillWaitress
Seretta WilsonServing Wench
Fred GriffithsFather
Winnie HolmanWoman
Martin WoodhamsChild
Robert Tayman2nd Horseman
Bill BurnsMan-at-Arms (uncredited)
Ernest FennemoreFriar (uncredited)
Chick FowlesLord (uncredited)
Sue GentleServing Wench (uncredited)
Tom GeorgesonMerry Man (uncredited)
Anthony LangServant (uncredited)
Drina PavlovicSlave Girl (uncredited)
Fred WoodPeasant (uncredited)
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