Runner
2026 · Action · Comedy
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Film / 2005
Mobsters and Mormons
Directed by
John E. Moyer
When Carmine “The Beans” Pasquale is nabbed by the FBI, he decides to testify against his mafia boss and go into the Witness Relocation Program with his wife Gina and son Vincent. Now known as George, Linda and Patrick Cheeseman, the Pasquale family is sent to suburban Utah to begin their new life. But can the “Cheesemans” survive in a world where everyone is Mormon, all coffee is bad and scrapbooking reigns supreme?
The story
When Carmine “The Beans” Pasquale is nabbed by the FBI, he decides to testify against his mafia boss and go into the Witness Relocation Program with his wife Gina and son Vincent. Now known as George, Linda and Patrick Cheeseman, the Pasquale family is sent to suburban Utah to begin their new life. But can the “Cheesemans” survive in a world where everyone is Mormon, all coffee is bad and scrapbooking reigns supreme?
Cast
Mark DeCarloCarmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman
Jeanette PuhichGina Pasquale / Linda Cheeseman
Clayton TaylorVincent Pasquale / Patrick Cheeseman
Scott ChristopherMichael Jaymes
Britani BatemanKate Jaymes
Olesya RulinJulie Jaymes
Jan Broberg FeltLouise Means
John E. MoyerAgent Tuttle
Michael KaganAngello Marcello
Jay AcovoneJackie
Joe MaruzzoLittle Nicky
Frank GerrishRocco
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Dan LarsenPresident Perry
Nathan Smith JonesAgent Banks
Alex NibleyRyan
Kathy VargaRyan's Wife
Duane AndersenWood Shop Customer
Jose BacioMexican Customer
Eric BjarnsonPriest
K.C. BlakeAngry Church Member
Chelsii CarterChelsea Means
Christian ClaflinBryan Jaymes
Joshua ClaflinRobbie
Clint CowdellNeighbor Ryan's Son #1
Cody CowdellNeighbor Ryan's Son #2
Holly CowdellScrapbook Store Owner
Mark CowdellScrapbook Store Owner
Steven DeverauxPaintball Scenes
Jennifer EreksonLaura Viahani
Nathan FackrellJimmy
Ben GovernaleMoustache Petey
Richard Alexander HallPizza Waiter
Cassidi LoyolaFamily Leaving for Church
Ethan LydeYoung Jaymes Boy
Tyke MartinConvenience Store Owner
Keith Ross NelsonFBI Agent
Jacob PartridgeFamily Leaving for Church
Joshua PartridgeFamily Leaving for Church
Shaylee PartridgeFamily Leaving for Church
Joseph L. PuenteSunday School Teacher
Paul A. RodriguezWiseguy
Shane SeaglePaintball Scenes
Steve SeagleBlue Paintball Team Driver
David SkousenRestaurant Waiter
Lisa SpurrierScrapbooking Customer
Jarond SumanGas Station Clerk
Johnie TolmanDeli Man #2
Steve WintersBro. Moore
Christian BusathSunday School Member (uncredited)
Alex GerrishWard Member (uncredited)
Rick PageTony Polizzi (uncredited)
Ryan HamiltonDeli Clerk
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