How to Get a Girlfriend: A Simple 4-Step Guide (Unabridged)

So you want a girlfriend but haven't a clue as to how you'd get one? Well, don't worry, because you don't have to be a pickup artist to do it - all you need is this guide. This simple four-step guide explains everything you need to know to get the girlfriend of your dreams. As long as you follow the four steps detailed in this guide, you'll be on the right path to finding the perfect girlfriend for you.