Eskimo Nell

The story

Three young men, a scriptwriter, a producer and a director are called in by Benny U Murdoch, an exotic movie producer. He wants to make a new erotic movie starring a big woman - the "Eskimo Nell" of the title. However problems start from the beginning, the scriptwriter is a virgin, a lover of penguins and hasn't a clue on how to write an erotic movie, each of the three main backers want a different type of movie - a western, an erotic and a kung-fu movie with different people in the main part. However problems really start for the three when Benny runs off with all the money and they have to make three different versions of the same film and try not to let the backers and stars know what has happened. And this is made harder when there is a clean-up-filth society breathing down their necks....

Cast

M Michael ArmstrongDennis Morrison T Terence EdmondClive Potter C Christopher TimothyHarris Tweedle R Roy KinnearBenny U. Murdoch R Rosalind KnightLady Longhorn L Lloyd LambleThe Bishop J Jonathan AdamsLord Coltwind C Christopher BigginsJeremy Longhorn K Katy ManningHermione Longhorn D Diane LangtonGladys Armitage G Gordon TannerBig Dick B Beth PorterBillie Harris

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M Max MasonDave C Christopher NeilBrendan R Richard CaldicotAmbrose Cream S Stephen MarshRudolph P Prudence DrageMillicent Bindle J Jeremy HawkVernon Peabody R Rayner BourtonJohnny S Stephen RiddleSimon S Sheila BernetteCasting Girl T Tony SympsonGrandfather B Beatrice ShawGrandmother J Jenny ShortMaggie M Michael WorsleyCharlie N Nicholas YoungDeadeye Dick L Lewis BarberMexican Pete A Anna QuayleReverend Mother D David ToguriKung Fu Artist G George MoonNightwatchman D Dave CarterLaboratory Man C Connie BrodieRoyal Personage B Bill Maelor-JonesCinema Manager G Graham AshleyProjectionist S Stephanie ColeTraffic Warden (uncredited) L Laurie GoodeCowboy (uncredited) K Kristin HatfieldWoman Browsing Travel Brochure (uncredited) D Derek MartinFloor Manager (uncredited) M Mary MillingtonTraffic Warden Stripper (uncredited) C Charles PembertonPoliceman (uncredited) J Jenny TomasinShy Casting Girl (uncredited)