Slow Learners

The story

High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind… and boring. They frustratingly watch on as their peers find love and companionship, while they continue to fail in spectacular fashion when it comes to romance. As they reach their loneliness breaking point, they make a pact to forgo their familiar, vanilla personas in exchange for their unexplored, confident alter egos. They wave goodbye to Jeff’s awkward all-male book club and Anne’s flailing attempts to catch the eye of Jeff’s sexy neighbor Max, and say hello to raucous summer nights filled with booze, dancing, and sex. Naturally things don’t exactly go according to plan.

Cast

A Adam PallyJeff Lowry S Sarah BurnsAnne Martin R Reid ScottMax C Catherine ReitmanJulia M Mary GrillBeth K Kate FlanneryPrincipal Miller M Marceline HugotJoyce Lowry K Kevin DunnDarren Lowry M Megan NeuringerLaura B Bobby Spears Jr.Fellini Café Waiter P Peter GroszDr. Mark Sonderskov C Christine James WalkerHot Babe

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M Montana MarksSexy Dressed Student A Amy LondynFemale Student F Francis TonerPartying Teacher N Natalie Anne PaganoKeg Standing School Nurse R Rebecca Anne ViscuseBody Shot Girl C Chris AnthonyGood Looking Guy C Chase HemphillAl J Julie MunCarol S Sarah Van AukenAmbivalent Girl G Gil OzeriDan B Bobby MoynihanLenny C Cecily StrongAmber the Ex S Schoolly DRapper A Angela SheltonMichelle F Frances CallierRobin D Devante LeYeomTyree M Molly PaceElayna J John JensenJohnny M Martha StuckeyJune P Pete PostiglioneGary D Dave FerrierPaul M Mark OgawaRicky D Daniel RegueraDarts Opponent A Amanda Kay LivezeyBar Waitress D David PradoBartender S Suzy KayeCarmen N Nikki Corinne ThomasPam C Christopher DalbeyWasted Guy A Amanda DamronDiana M Michelle MercierFun Girl on Bar S Sean LeeRoyGood Looking Meathead C Chase BowmanGuy at Door #1 D David BeaverGuy at Door #2 M Matthew AndrewsGuy at Door #3 M Maeve W. Joyce-ArgottMaeve H Hollie SchwarzBrunch Waitress G Greg WoodPrisoner of Love Narrator (voice) T Thomas LeonardBar Drunk R Rachel JohnstonModel Date P Patti Davidson-GorbeaPhone Message Stacy C Carlos DelgadoFurniture Repo Guy #1 L Lou RosminiFurniture Repo Guy #2 D Dana KreitzLara C Charlie McDermottStudent in Guidance Office G Gary AyashTeacher in Car A Aaron Benjamin MillerRandom Guy G George WilliamsParty Guy 1 (uncredited)