If You Go Down in the Woods Today

The story

A Boy Scout troupe led by their scoutmaster (Sykes) is on a field trip to a seemingly-peaceful English woodland. However, the woods are actually teeming with strange characters, some of whom turn out to be disguised police officers and others criminals. The police are searching for £2,000,000 in stolen banknotes and hope that the criminals will lead them to them. The criminals, on the other hand, are aware that the police are looking for them and doing their best to avoid betraying the location of their stash.

Cast

E Eric SykesMr. Pangbourne R Robin BaileyChief Constable N Norman BirdDoctor G Glyn HoustonTicket Collector R Roy KinnearFishfingers F Fulton MackayColonel Noriss L Lee MontagueGuvnor T Tony SelbyBoozy G George SewellKnocker C Crispin DexterEdison W Wayne BrooksCub Scout A Alan CoxCub Scout

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Q Quinn HawkinsCub Scout T Terry KinsellaCub Scout K Keith ShailCub Scout R Rupert SheardCub Scout T Timothy WoodwardCub Scout J Joseph BradyFather Williams S Steven CrossleyPicnic 1 D Dean HarrisPC Radio Operator L Leo DolanPolice Sergeant A Auriol LeeHuntress 1 T Terry DownesWoodsman B Bryan OliverMarker 5 O Osmund BullockPolice Constable Turner J Jeremy GittensPolice Constable Jones P Peter Caton3rd Patient A Anna DawsonCourting Woman B Bunny MayCourting Man N Nosher PowellGuvnor's Henchman J Joe LynchShepherd N Nigel McLaughlanHuntsman M Mark HolmesPolice Constable S Simon ChandlerLieutenant P Peter ChildsSergeant Beaconsfield I Ian BartholomewNaval Radio Operator G Geoffrey LeesleyArmy Radio Operator M Marc SindenRAF Radio Operator T Terence MaidmentFrogman S Stuart FellFisherman R Rory O'ConnorColonel Norriss' Assistant D David GarthMinistry Official N Norman GayWealthy Gentleman (uncredited) R Ralph G. MorseCocky Soldier (uncredited)